Meghan: Hi, Phil. Welcome to Meghan’s HAUNTED House of Books. What is your favorite part of Halloween?
Phil: My favorite part of Halloween is everything. When summer ends its kind of a downer, but with Halloween looming on the horizon, it seems to make everything better. To answer your question straightforward though, my favorite part of Halloween is the memories of the holiday growing up and the amazing times I had. My upcoming novel is actually set almost entirely on Halloween.
Meghan: Do you get scared easily?
Phil: No I don’t, which is why I like Halloween so much. It’s like chasing a high.
Meghan: What is the scariest movie you’ve ever seen and why?
Phil: Honestly I think it might be The Conjuring. It’s unnerving on another level.
Meghan: Which horror movie murder did you find the most disturbing?
Phil: Pretty much anything in the Saw movie franchise.
Meghan: Is there a horror movie you refused to watch because the commercials scared you too much?
Phil: I have to say no. The scarier the better.
Meghan: If you got trapped in one scary movie, which would you choose?
Phil: Halloween 1978.
Meghan: If you were stuck as the protagonist in any horror movie, which would you choose?
Phil: Tommy Jarvis, Friday the 13th part 6.
Meghan: What is your all-time favorite scary monster or creature of the night?
Phil: If we’re talking monsters, then probably Dracula, or vampires in general.
Meghan: What is your favorite Halloween tradition?
Phil: Going to some haunted houses and haunted hayrides.
Meghan: What is your favorite horror or Halloween-themed song?
Phil: The Halloween 1978 theme. It encompasses the spirit of Halloween.
Meghan: Which horror novel unsettled you the most?
Phil: I would have to say either Funland by Richard Laymon, or The Shining by Stephen King.
Meghan: What is the creepiest thing that’s ever happened while you were alone?
Phil: I once heard footsteps on my porch late at night. When I turned on the outside light, no one was there.
Meghan: Which unsolved mystery fascinates you the most?
Phil: The Jersey Devil. We need to find it asap!
Meghan: What is the spookiest ghost story that you have ever heard?
Phil: If we’re talking hauntings, then probably The Conjuring’s story.
Meghan: In a zombie apocalypse, what is your weapon of choice?
Phil: A double-barreled shotgun.
Meghan: Okay, Phil. Let’s have some fun… Would you rather get bitten by a vampire or a werewolf?
Phil: A vampire for sure!
Meghan: Would you rather fight a zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion?
Phil: Probably a zombie apocalypse because they’re slow, and when it comes to aliens, they might have technology far superior to ours.
Meghan: Would you rather drink zombie juice or eat dead bodies from the graveyard?
Phil: Aren’t they the same thing? Ha! Probably drink zombie juice.
Meghan: Would you rather stay at the Poltergeist house or the Amityville house for a week?
Phil: Definitely the Poltergeist house. It’s one of my favorite movies.
Meghan: Would you rather chew on a bitter melon with chilies or maggot-infested cheese?
Phil: I’ll take the bitter melon with chilies.
Meghan: Would you rather drink from a witch’s cauldron or lick cotton candy made of spider webs?
Phil: I’d rather lick cotton candy spider webs. It might even taste good.
Phil Thomas is an author and screenwriter from the suburbs of Philadelphia. He is a member of the International Association of Professional Writers & Editors and The Horror Writers Association. He is also the former co-host of What Are You Afraid Of? a weekly horror and paranormal show that lasted for over 150 episodes. The show still airs on Para-X radio on Friday evenings at 9:00 pm, where you’ll find interviews with wonderful guests such as Lloyd Kaufman, Katrina Weidman, Joe R. Lansdale, Grady Hendrix, Greg Bear, Daniel Kraus, and many more.
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His short stories have been featured in several anthologies, including Monsterthology 2, Nightside: Tales of Outré Noir, Coming Through in Waves: Crime Fiction inspired by the Songs of Pink Floyd, Books of Horror: Volume 3, Part 2, and the upcoming collection, Seven Doors of Fate, set to release in 2023.
His debut novel, The Poe Predicament, was published by Foundations Books on October 4, 2021 and hit the bestseller list.
Stuck in another time, Richard Langley just wants to find his way back home.
Richard is a former college professor, wandering a local neighborhood bookstore, where he stumbles upon the find of a lifetime: a signed copy of Tamerlane and other poems.
He is soon swept to another era. He is alone, confused, and his only mission is to get back to where he came from.
While struggling to adapt to his nineteenth-century environment, Richard meets a man he must help exonerate from false accusations in order to restore history’s original timeline and, ultimately, find his way back.
What Richard did not count on, was that man being the owner of the signature—Edgar Allan Poe.