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TRAILER & EXCERPT: Michael Phillip Cash

A Haunting on Long Island 4:
Pokergeist

By Michael Phillip Cash
Publisher: Chelshire Inc
Publication Date: 6 August 2015
Genre: Paranormal Suspense, Urban Fantasy, Ghost Thrillers
Pages: 193

Sometimes life, as well as death, is about second chances. Luckless Telly Martin doesn’t have a clue. An awful gambler trying to scrape by as a professional poker player, he becomes the protรฉgรฉ of world famous poker champion Clutch Henderson. The only catchโ€ฆClutch is a ghost.

Telly and Clutch must navigate the seedy gambling underbelly of Las Vegas learning to trust each other in order to win the elusive International Series of Poker, repair their shattered personal relationships and find redemption in this life and the hereafter.


Prologue

Like taking candy from a baby, Clutch Henderson thought. He took a deep pull on his whiskey, allowing the burn to numb him from gullet to stomach. The room reeked of smoke, even though it was not allowed in the main ballroom during the tournament. Overhead, giant television screens focused on two players. Clutch looked up, winked, and watched the camera close in on his craggy face. I still got it. He smirked at his image. He was tall, lanky, and deeply tanned, which accentuated his silver hair and light eyes. Even though he was pushing seventy, he knew the ladies still found him attractive. They didnโ€™t call him the Silver Fox for nothing. Clutch patted the blister pack of Viagra in the pocket of the polyester bowling shirt that he wore in homage to the Big Lebowski, the fictional kingpin legend. Gineva would be picking up a celebratory bottle of champagne right now, as soon as she clocked out at the Nugget. They wouldnโ€™t give her the day off todayโ€”the bastards. There was a good chance he was going to make an honest woman out of her tonight…a rich, honest woman.

Clutch shifted in his seat, his hemorrhoids making their presence known. They burned his ass more than the cocky kid sitting opposite him. He looked over to his opponent who was sunk low in his seat, his face swallowed by the gray hoodie he wore. Adam โ€œthe Antโ€ Antonowski, boy wonder, who rose from the ranks of online card games, had beaten out a seemingly impossible one hundred sixty-five thousand players to earn a coveted seat at the International Series of Poker. His pimply face peeked out from under oversized sunglasses. Clutch sneered contemptuously at him. They let everybody play today. The kid did look bug-eyed with those enormous glasses. Adam curled his hands protectively over his cards, his bitten-down fingernails repulsive.

โ€œRookie,โ€ Clutch muttered under his breath, his lips barely moving.

โ€œLooks like Clutch Henderson is praying, folks,โ€ Kevin Franklyn said into his mike from where he sat in a small room watching the game. He was a former champion turned seasoned sportscaster on the poker circuit, well respected, and the senior of the two anchormen. He was completely bald, his fleshy nose slightly off center on his craggy face, a victim of his youthful and unsuccessful boxing career. Heโ€™d made a mint once he turned to poker and had never looked back.

Stu James shook his head. โ€œClutch could be at his last prayers; this kid is the terminator.โ€ Stu was a tall cowboy with wavy blond hair and mustache left over from his 1970s poker-playing heyday. He looked like a country singer.

โ€œLetโ€™s see if Clutch can exterminate the Ant,โ€ Kevin replied.

They shared a laugh. The sportscasters wore matching light blue jackets with the Poker Channel logo on the chest.

Kevin nodded, placing his hand on his earbud, and said, โ€œYes, this is it, folks, in case youโ€™ve just tuned in. A record fourteen thousand entrants, and it all comes down to thisโ€”the final moments. The rookie versus the pro: it could have been scripted by a screenwriter. David versus Goliath. Adam โ€˜the Antโ€™ Antonowski going up against the legendary Clutch Henderson.โ€

Kevin continued, โ€œLegendary, yes, but Clutch has yet to take home that million-dollar bracelet, Stu. This must be his eighteenth try at the title.โ€

โ€œNineteenth. However, he did come in sixth place last year.โ€

Kevin nodded. โ€œBut the Ant is certainly the Cinderella story of the year. An online poker phenom who beat out thousands of players in a twenty-dollar online satellite game. And here he is today. How old is he?โ€

Stu turned around to a huge monitor. โ€œIโ€™m not quite sure, but I found out a lot about him earlier today when I interviewed him. Letโ€™s take a look.โ€

Stu was in a suite overlooking the Strip. It was hotter than hell outside, but the room was icy cold. The Ant slouched in a Louis XV Bergere chair, his hands deep in the pocket of the jersey hoodie. The gold brocade of the chair was a stark contrast to the varied shades of gray he habitually wore. His Converse-clad feet lay propped on a golden rococo coffee table. Stu noticed that Adam seemed unaware that the rubber of his tennis shoes was peeling off the gilt surface of the coffee table. Every time he moved, another strip of paint flaked away.

Stu leaned forward, his large hands gesturing the spacious suite. โ€œNice room, Ant.โ€ Everything about the newscaster was big, from his shoes to his huge chest. He was a former ranger-cum- football player and an avid golfer as well. The Ant truly resembled an insect next to the bigger man. โ€œYou have quite a view.โ€

The Ant shrugged indifferently. โ€œI donโ€™t care about stuff like this. Iโ€™m happy with a room in Motel 6.โ€

โ€œThis is a far cry from Motel 6. Why do they call you the Ant?โ€

โ€œIโ€™m small,โ€ the Ant said. He smiled, revealing tiny, ferret-like teeth that looked mashed together. A frizzy curl escaped his hood to land over his shiny forehead. โ€œBut I can carry fifty times my weight in chips.โ€ He laughed.

โ€œHa!โ€ Stu joined him. โ€œFifty times. Is that what youโ€™re expecting to take home?โ€

โ€œMaybe more, if I can help it,โ€ the Ant added defensively.

โ€œAdamโ€”I mean, Antโ€”youโ€™re coming into the final table with little more than half the chips in play.โ€ Stu paused for effect. โ€œWhatโ€™s your strategy in the face-off with the legendary Clutch Henderson?โ€

The Ant looked straight into the camera, his dark eyes fierce. โ€œI want to eat that old shit alive.โ€ The curse was bleeped out by the station.

Stu shifted uncomfortably. โ€œThatโ€™s pretty competitive, son.โ€

โ€œLetโ€™s get this straight. Iโ€™m not your son, Stu.โ€ This was said with dripping scorn.

โ€œAll right, Ant.โ€ Stuโ€™s voice turned decidedly cool; he did not like this kid. The sportscaster was freezing as well. What the hell was wrong with the air conditioner? Stu suppressed a shiver as he smoothed his mustache. The Ant was cold as ice; not a drop of human kindness flowed in his veins. Not only that, but he could swear the kidโ€™s lips were turning blue. He wanted to end this farce and get out of Dodge. โ€œSo, how do you plan on winning against one of the greatest cash players of the last century?โ€

The Ant glanced out at the stark light in the picture windows. Heat shimmered in the desert, making the horizon look smeared and indistinct. The Strip was jammed already; a long line of red taillights filled the road as cars made their way down Las Vegas Boulevard.

The ants go marching one by one…Ant hummed the nursery song in his head, lost in the moment.

Stu pulled him back. โ€œAnt?โ€

The younger man stared at him blankly, as if heโ€™d just awakened. He twisted to look at the messy bar, just off camera. Crushed cans of beer and energy drinks littered the floor of the suite, and laundry was strewn all over the bedroom adjacent to the living area. Turning back slowly, dismissing one of the most important sports interviewers on television, the Ant said brusquely, โ€œNext question.โ€

โ€œAll right.โ€ Stu pursed his lips, trying not to lose patience. Maybe the kid is on something, he thought. Heโ€™d been playing in eighteen-hour shifts for days now, beating out thousands of players. The interview was going to the crapper fast, and this surly guy might be the next world champion. Give me something. He checked his notes and then blurted, โ€œHow does it feel to rise from relative obscurity and find yourself face-to-face with the one and only Clutch Henderson?โ€

โ€œLook, this story is about me, right?โ€ The Ant jabbed his finger into Stuโ€™s face. โ€œNot him. Iโ€™m the greatest player. Iโ€™m gonna create my own legacy, and itโ€™s gonna be tonight.โ€

Stu sat back in his seat, shocked by the Antโ€™s hostility. โ€œIsnโ€™t that a little premature articulation?โ€ Stu couldnโ€™t help the jab. This kid was nuts. He must be wired on the cans of caffeinated drinks tossed all over the floor of the bar area.

The screen faded as the two sportscasters turned to face each other.

โ€œInteresting interview, Stu. So, what did you really learn about Adam โ€˜the Antโ€™ Antonowski?โ€ Kevin chuckled as he shook his bald head with amusement.

โ€œNot a whole lot, Kev. He is a close-mouthed little guy.โ€ Stu turned to gaze down at the single table where ten million dollars in cash had been strewn across the green baize in anticipation of the winner. A chunky gold bracelet glittered from the nest of cash, looking like pirate plunder. โ€œItโ€™s so quiet down there, you can actually hear the Ant thinking, I am the best player at this table.โ€

Kevin rolled a pen between his fingers. He looked at the camera and continued with his commentary. โ€œThe fairy-tale story versus the legend. Letโ€™s not forget that Clutch may be the greatest earner in the history of the game: fifty million in lifetime earnings, one hundred twenty- one cashes, twelve final tables, and four number-one best-selling books.โ€

โ€œWhat about his instructional videos? He made a mint with those in the nineties. Looks like the Antโ€™s asked for a break.Getting back to Clutch, he wrote what many call the Bible of Poker: Clutch Time: To Live and Die at the Poker Table. Will he make history tonight, Kevin?โ€

โ€œHe should. Been trained by the bestโ€”poker runs in the family.โ€ They shared a laugh. โ€œIโ€™d call the Hendersons poker royalty.โ€

Kevin nodded in agreement. โ€œIโ€™ll say. Clutch is well-respected on the circuits; not many of those kind of guys left. Heโ€™s a true gentleman, a dying breed. I sat down and spoke with him earlier today. Letโ€™s take a look.โ€ Kevin turned back to the screen.

โ€œYouโ€™re close,โ€ Kevin grinned at Clutch. Clutch inclined his head with a gracious smile. They were in his residence, a ranch in the seedier part of Vegas. Clutch sat on a gold velvet sofa covered with plastic slipcovers in a heavy Mediterranean style left over from the seventies. His girlfriend, Ginny, beamed from the kitchen as the interview progressed. Just past fifty, she was a chubby Filipina with brassy blond hair that clashed with her olive complexion.

Kevin knew theyโ€™d been together for more than ten years, even though Clutch was still married to his wife, Jenny Henderson. Kevin paused for a minute and wondered if Clutch ever accidentally called Ginny Jenny or Jenny Ginny. That could make for some uncomfortable moments.

Ginny leaned against the doorjamb as the spotlight shined on Clutchโ€™s silver head. She had pressed his shirt earlier today and made the sharp crease in his pants as well. His scuffed cowboy boots were too old to take the polish, and only she knew that cardboard replaced the worn soles.

โ€œVery close,โ€ Kevin pressed. โ€œOne play away from claiming your first-ever International Series Main Event bracelet.โ€

Clutch looked happy; his blue eyes were dreamy. โ€œLivinโ€™ the dream, man.โ€ The camera caressed his face.

โ€œHow do you feel?โ€

Clutch cocked his head. โ€œWith my fingers,โ€ Clutch said, wiggling his slender fingers for the camera. He glanced to Ginny as if to share a private joke. Winking, he smiled widely and a blush rose across her ample chest. She had great tits, Ginny did. Clutch knew that for a fact. Heโ€™d paid for them. He turned back to the interviewer. โ€œLook, Iโ€™ve been playing this game since my granddaddy showed me the difference between an ace and a deuce. Iโ€™ve prepared my whole life. Iโ€™ve been taught by the best.โ€

โ€œBuster Henderson practically created poker.โ€

โ€œYou ainโ€™t lying,โ€ Clutch agreed. โ€œWe didnโ€™t have a kitchen table. We ate off a poker baize, and there was always a game going on. Ruthie, my grandmother, was a pretty good player too.โ€

โ€œYet it skipped a generation.โ€

โ€œMy daddy died on the beach in Normandy,โ€ Clutch explained. โ€œHe never had time to learn the game.โ€

โ€œAnd your mother?โ€

โ€œNever knew her. Buster and Ruthie raised me. They lived and breathed poker.โ€

โ€œMust have been an interesting childhood living with not only one, but two poker legends.โ€

โ€œYeah,โ€ Clutch agreed darkly. โ€œIt was a barrel of laughs.โ€

โ€œWhat do you think Buster would say to you if he were here today, as you enter the final table?โ€

โ€œโ€˜Better not screw this one up, boy, or Iโ€™m gonna kill you.โ€™โ€

They shared a chuckle. โ€œHe was certainly a character,โ€ Kevin added.

โ€œYep.โ€ Clutch wasnโ€™t smiling anymore. โ€œA real character.โ€

โ€œAll kidding aside, even if you lose, second place has a hefty payout.โ€ Kevin looked at his notes. โ€œYou stand to win four million.โ€

Clutch shook his head. โ€œSometimes it ainโ€™t about the money. My grandpa won that bracelet over sixty years ago. Itโ€™s time for me to win mine.โ€

โ€œHmmm. Clutch, how do you feel about the advent of online players todayโ€”namely, your final opponent, the Ant?โ€

Clutch sat forward, his hands together, his face thoughtful. โ€œThe Internet has more porn than you can shake a stick at. What good is that? You canโ€™t touch a computer. Itโ€™s sterile. In the end, the game ainโ€™t real if itโ€™s through a machine. Romance and cards have got to be in real time, face-to-face.โ€ He let the comparisons sink in. โ€œNothing like the feel of a real woman.โ€

โ€œHilarious, Clutch.โ€ Kevin laughed, sharing the macho moment with him.

โ€œNow the real world has real women.โ€ Clutch glanced back at Ginny, who grinned back at him. She had the worst teeth. Theyโ€™d never fixed her teeth in the Philippines when she was a child. That was the first thing he was going to do when he won, take her to have implants. Well, after he got a new car, paid his bookies, and paid off his back child support. She never asked for anything, Ginny. She was a good woman. โ€œPoker is a game about communication. Itโ€™s about reading people, knowing what they are thinking. You canโ€™t communicate over the Internet. You canโ€™t have a relationship with a keyboard and a screenโ€”well, at least not an honest one. You canโ€™t learn poker with a machine. Ainโ€™t natural.โ€

โ€œHave you got any old tricks up your sleeve?โ€

Clutch looked at the frayed fabric of his dress shirt. The stripes were so old that there was just a hint of color in the thin cotton. He looked at the gray hairs sticking out of the cuff. He touched the bony point of his wrist, imagining the heavy weight of the bracelet. His grandpa had left his bracelet to Clutchโ€™s cousin, Alf, who had never even played poker. Clutch had wanted it for so longโ€”every year scraping the money together to get into the tournament, playing with infants, hacks, and women who thought they could flirt him out of the game.

He was good. He knew he was the best, and he shouldโ€™ve won a hundred times. He shook his head. A thousand times. It came so close, so very close, only to escape his clutches.

โ€œClutch…โ€ Kevinโ€™s insistent voice interrupted his wandering mind, pulling him back. โ€œClutch, you were saying?โ€

โ€œOh, we gonna teach that lilโ€™ doggy how to make pee pee on a wee-wee pad.โ€ The screen faded to black.

Kevinโ€™s shoulders shook with laughter. He turned to Stu. โ€œThat Clutchโ€”he is something else.โ€

โ€œIโ€™ll say. I think he has his metaphors confused. He may need a can of Raid instead of a wee- wee pad. Oh, the Ant is back from his break. Letโ€™s see how the game is going.โ€

Clutch and the Ant sat opposite each other, the room tense and silent. The older man pressed his cards into the table, bending just the tip to glance at the letters or numbers in the corner. Kings, a good solid hand. He kept his face impassive, stifling a yawn. The Ant simply ignored him, a bored expression on his face. Between them, a colorful cascade of chips littered the table. The room crackled with excitement.

Clutch looked up at the dealer, who stonily stared into space. He smiled, and the dealer turned and nodded respectfully, revealing perfect teeth against his dark skin. They both looked to the Ant, who bristled with hostility.

Clutch narrowed his eyes, and a trickle of sweat began to make its way down from his temple. He stared hard at the Ant, whose dark glasses made him an enigma. The Ant was looking everywhere except at him. Why wasnโ€™t the kid studying him, looking for tells, the signs that hint at what he is holding? He watched his opponent intently. The Ant glanced upward before he made a move, as if asking permission from the atmosphere. While he couldnโ€™t see the kidโ€™s eyes because of the dark glasses, Clutch knew he was looking toward the ceiling from the tilt of his head. A few times, Clutch caught his own eyes gazing in the same direction, wondering what the punk was up to. The room became hot. He was willing to take this to the mats. Based on the kidโ€™s whitened fingertips, Clutchโ€™s gut told him the younger man had nothing.

Clutch had a decent hand. He peered at the Antโ€™s cards on the table, as if he could see through the design to the faces hidden underneath. The kid liked to bluff; he had watched him do it all through the tourney. Clutch was willing to bet his last chip that the Ant had a junk hand. โ€œCheck,โ€ Clutch said quietly.

โ€œNo check, old man. I bet three million.โ€ The Ant pushed five stacks into the middle of the table. The crowd hummed with excitement. The Ant pulled off his glasses to glare hard at Clutch, his mouth pulled tight with intensity. Clutch looked into the younger manโ€™s eyes and saw nothing. Nothing.

Clutch shrugged. โ€œYou wannabes sure think you know how this game is played. Lemme tell you something, partner…โ€ He placed his Stetson on his head as if to make a point.

โ€œSpare me the sage advice, Cowpoke. Youโ€™re done. Iโ€™m waiting to stick a fork in you.โ€

โ€œEight million,โ€ Clutch said, his voice serious. The crowd applauded loudly as he pushed in a huge pile of chips.

โ€œI just started, Pops, and you want to go down in flames already. Raise! All in,โ€ the Ant sneered.

Clutch waited. He had patience. A murmur echoed through the room. He could swear he heard the ticking of a clock. He wanted to draw out the moment. His heart started to pound in his chest, pulsing so hard he felt it all the way to his toes. โ€œCall,โ€ he said so quietly that the dealer leaned forward to confirm.

The Ant dramatically turned over his cards, revealing an ace and a seven, both of them hearts. The red cards reflected back at Clutch until they filled his vision.

A slow smile spread across Clutchโ€™s impassive face. He watched the younger man, savoring the glory as he slowly flipped his cards, revealing pocket kings. He had two kingsโ€”a good hand. Not unbeatable, but the kid had nothing but an overcard.

โ€œHere comes the flop,โ€ Clutch said aloud as he watched the dealer place the ace of spades and Clutchโ€™s own heart sank in his chest. Now the Ant had a higher hand: two aces. The crowdโ€™s gasp turned into a roar as the dealer spread the next two cards on the baize, revealing a king of hearts and deuce of hearts. Heโ€™d dodged a bullet; his three kings would beat the Antโ€™s two aces. Clutch took off his cowboy hat; the sweatband was soaked. His silver hair lay plastered against his head, the imprint of his hat looking like he had worn a vise. โ€œTrip cowboys, pissant.โ€ Clutch drew out the last word into a hiss.

On the table were two hearts. Two cards were yet to be revealed: the Turn, and then the River. Sixty-forty in Clutchโ€™s favor, he estimated. Clutch felt his heart quiver with uncertainty.

The kid had a draw, two cards to go, and all Clutch needed to do was avoid a heart that did not match the table to claim his prize. The crowd exploded. The Ant stared at the card on the table, his expression hostile.

โ€œWe donโ€™t need a commentary, old man. I got eyes. I can see,โ€ the Ant snapped. The Antโ€™s dark eyes glazed over for a minute; he looked away and then turned back, his attention restored.

Clutch sat back in his chair, suddenly tired. His shoulders ached, and he longed to be back home in bed watching television. But the bracelet. He was so close. He glanced at the Antโ€™s cards and then studied his own. The patterns swam before his tired eyes as though they were alive. He was there, almost there. He could feel the heavy weight of the bracelet on his skinny wrist…the cash in his empty pocket.

Sweat dotted the Antโ€™s upper lip, and his eye twitched. There were so many chips spread across the table that the pot seemed obscene.

The Ant half rose from his seat, his face eager. His dark eyes glowed hotly, with red pinpoints in the pupils. He looked demented. His fingers pressed whitely against the green baize of the table. All he needed was another heart, and there were two cards left to go.

The Ant stood completely; Clutch was surprised at how short he was. He would barely reach Clutchโ€™s shoulder. โ€œGreat hand, Pops,โ€ the Ant nodded sarcastically. โ€œBut you need heart to play this game.โ€

The dealer barely breathed as he waited for the right moment to deal the next card, the Turn.

The crowd stood together as if on cue, the babble of thousands of voices drowning out the pulse in Clutchโ€™s head. His body thrummed, and his face grew as red as the cards, sweat drenching his shirt so that it was plastered against his tense body.

Feeling his collar choke him, Clutch undid the top button of his shirt. Suddently it occurred to him that he might come in second. It would be a nice purse, four million at least. But after taxes and the funds to pay off the loan sharks, heโ€™d barely have enough for his kid or Ginnyโ€™s teeth. Truth was, he didnโ€™t give a shit about the doughโ€”he wanted the bracelet. He needed that trophy to wear on his wrist for the rest of his miserable life. Too bad Buster wasnโ€™t alive to see it. He wanted to shove it in his face and gloat. It sparkled from its spot on the table. Clutch swallowed convulsively, his neck feeling tight. He looked at the creep across the table. The Ant didnโ€™t deserve it; Clutch did. This was the closest heโ€™d ever come. He stared at the bracelet, the gold at the end of the rainbow. He could hear his grandfatherโ€™s voice, dead these last forty- five years, saying, โ€œItโ€™s about the game, stupid. Not the gold.

You play like crap. You never listen to me, boy.โ€ Yeah, Clutch sneered, easy for you to say. You won a bracelet in 1954. Clutch glanced down at his two cards, his kings. With the third on the table, he had three kings, a good hand. He had to piss…really bad.

The dealer turned over a six of clubs. The audience moaned. A black card, not a heart. Without the fifth heart, the kid would bust. Clutchโ€™s breath stilled in his chest. He was almost there. His heart pounded in his chest as if it were a kettledrum. One last card to go. He looked at the insectโ€™s hand. The kidโ€™s hands were trembling, his knuckles bony white like a skeleton. He had nothing. This was it. He had this. The dealer paused, his hand hovering over the deck. His manicured fingers caressed the top card, and then he flipped it onto the green table. An eight of hearts lay on the baize, earning the Ant a winning flush. The crowd buzzed, a thousand voices washing over Clutchโ€™s numb face. His breath left him in a slow deflation until he felt flat. He wanted to disappear.

The Ant yelled like a little girl, his hands high up in the air. He pranced in front of the bleachers to the screaming fans and then mugged the camera. Kevin raced from his spot, mike in hand, to the older man. โ€œClutch! Clutch! What happened? That was so fast.โ€

Clutch stared at the cards, his face impassive, the pain of his broken heart heavy in his chest. โ€œI…I…โ€ Words failed him. He couldnโ€™t breathe. The room was stifling, closing in on him. His vision narrowed to the cluster of cards on the table and the bracelet winking at him. They shimmered before him; the noise of the spectators was muffled. His ears rang. He still had to pee. In fact, he was drowning. He heard laughter. It was familiar. He looked around frantically to see who was laughing at him. The pain started in his chest and radiated to his shoulders, clamping around his jawline. His eyes dimmed.

He felt Kevinโ€™s chubby hand grip his shoulder. It hurt. The announcerโ€™s voice came from far away. โ€œClutch…Clutch, are you OK?โ€

No, he wanted to scream, but his own voice seemed foreign, the words coming out jumbled and thick. No, my dream died. He watched the room recede, the world strangely quiet, as the floor came up to meet his chin.

The Ant turned to see the older man fall. Oh, he thought as he heard Clutchโ€™s head connect with the floor. Thatโ€™s gotta hurt. He turned to his adoring fans and pumped his fist into the air, the bracelet gripped in his clenched hand.

Kevin struggled to get down on his knees. โ€œClutch…Clutch.โ€ He shook the old manโ€™s shoulder. His face drained of color. โ€œGet an ambulance,โ€ he screamed. He looked closely at Clutch. โ€œHelp…โ€ he said sadly, knowing it was too late for an ambulance. They needed a hearse.


Boo-graphy:
Michael Phillip Cash is an award-winning novelist and screenwriter. His novels are best-sellers on Amazon under their genres – Young Adult, Thriller, Suspense, Ghost, Action Adventure, Fantasy, Paranormal Romance, and Horror. Michael writes full-time and lives on the North Shore of Long Island with his wonderful wife and screaming children.

AUTHOR INTERVIEW: Lee Rozelle

Meghan: Hi, Lee. Welcome to Meghan’s House of Books and our annual Halloween Extravaganza. I’m excited that you decided to take part in this year’s frivolities. What is your favorite part of Halloween?

Lee: Watching frightened children in handmade outfits and pumpkin baskets lumber across the street in little hordes.

Meghan: What is your favorite Halloween tradition?

Lee: When I was a teenager, on Halloween we would get some of the kids together to roll Joeโ€™s yard. But the little rollers didnโ€™t know that Joe would be in his tree stand behind his house with a semiautomatic weapon. We would start rolling, and after a few minutes Joe would begin to fire his rifle into the air at a steady clip. At that point I would โ€œget shotโ€ and start screaming for help, gargling, whining, and rolling on the ground. It was really interesting to see who would come back and save me and who left me to die. The next year, of course, the kids who previously got punked would want to go โ€œroll Joeโ€™s yardโ€ to see the new kids run like hell.

No yard rollers were injured in the making of this prank.

Meghan: If Halloween is your favorite holiday (or even second favorite holiday), why?

Lee: In Alabama itโ€™s not necessarily cold during Halloween, but thereโ€™s wind, fog, and orange leaves. Itโ€™s very much a time of uncertainty, when people have the chance to take all of their beliefs and think, โ€œmaybe not.โ€

Meghan: What are you superstitious about?

Lee: Organ transplantation.

Meghan: What/who is your favorite horror monster or villain?

Lee: It would have to be Renfield in the 1931 Dracula. Never will I forget that laugh.

Meghan: Who is your favorite serial killer and why?

Lee: Not sure if she qualifies as a serial killer, but hereโ€™s the most compelling case that Iโ€™ve puzzled over:

Amy Bishopโ€”The Crazy Professor Amy Bishop, a biology professor at the University of Alabama in Huntsville, shot and killed three faculty members and wounded three others on February 12, 2010. In March of 2009, Bishop was denied tenure, which meant spring 2010 would be her last semester to be employed by the university. During a faculty meeting, Bishop stood up and began shooting those closest to her with a 9mm handgun – execution style. Bishop didn’t have a permit to carry a concealed weapon, and she was in total denial after the event. She didn’t believe her colleagues were really dead. The day of the shooting, students claimed she seemed perfectly normal. On September 11, 2012, Bishop pleaded guilty to one count of capital murder and three counts of attempted murder in order to avoid the death penalty. On September 24, 2012, Bishop was sentenced to life in prison without parole.

Meghan: How old were you when you saw your first horror movie? How old were you when you read your first horror book?

Lee: When I was five, my father took me to see Jaws. One of the trailers before the movie flashed the words โ€œRated Rโ€ and I yelled loudly in my seat, โ€œRated R! Iโ€™m getting out of here!โ€ The other audience members laughed at me and my father told me to sit down and hush. Iโ€™ll never forget that googly eyed corpse that pops out deep beneath the seaโ€ฆit scared the hell out of me.

In regards to my first horror novel, my father was an elementary teacher and he supplemented our family income by selling socks to people at banks, gas stations, restaurants, and bars. He traipsed from building to building in small towns with a little basket selling 6 packs of socks. On one trip, he filled his truck up with 6 packsโ€”we had footies too, donโ€™t think this was a two-bit operationโ€”and mail a huge box of socks to California. We would sell socks all the way to the West Coast, pick up the box at the Post Office, and on another route would sell socks all the way home. Anyway, weโ€™re in Arizona and New Mexico hauling down the road, no AC, and Iโ€™m eleven years old and bored to death. On the dash there is this wrinkled up black paperback with a grayish cover. The book was The Dead Zone. I cracked it and started reading. Never been the same since.

Meghan: Which horror novel unsettled you the most?

Lee: No doubt, that baby in Salemโ€™s Lot unsettled me into an exquisite freak out that I have rarely felt before or since. My skin crawled, my pancreas crawled, and I felt this stark, blank undercurrent inside me. Yeow.

Meghan: Which horror movie scarred you for life?

Lee: Oh they all did. One that stands out as having messed me up big time is The Beast Within. We got bug rape, cannibalism of creepy old dudes, strange head inflations, head snatched through walls, puberty, more bugs, more rapeโ€ฆit was nasty.

Meghan: What is your favorite Halloween costume?

Lee: Like most men of my generation, my favorite costume is Urkel from the TV show Family Matters.

Meghan: What is your favorite Halloween candy or treat? What is your most disappointing?

Lee: The worst Halloween treat I ever received was a potato. I hated it.

Meghan: Thanks for stopping by today, Lee. Before you go, what’s your go to Halloween movie?

Lee: I was really sad that people didnโ€™t like Halloween 3 when it came out, and I like to wonder what might have been if Carpenter had been able to produce anthology style โ€œHalloweenโ€ movies with different plots. Could have been spectacular. And hey, those snakes and bugs coming out of those Silver Shamrock masks and kidsโ€™ heads in Halloween 3โ€ฆphenomenal!


Boo-graphy:
Lee Rozelle’s debut novelย Ballad of Jasmine Willsย is forthcoming from Montag Press. Lee is the author of nonfiction booksย Zombiescapes & Phantom Zonesย andย Ecosublime. He has published short stories inย Cosmic Horror Monthly, HellBound Books‘ย Anthology of Bizarro,ย Shadowy Naturesย by Dark Ink Books,ย If I Die Before I Wakeย Volume 3, and theย Scare You to Sleepย podcast. Learn more on his website.

AUTHOR INTERVIEW: Gayle Trent

Meghan: Hi, Gayle. Welcome to this year’s Halloween Extravaganza. Thanks for joining us. What is your favorite part of Halloween?

Gayle: Please donโ€™t make me pick just one! I love the candy, of course (seriously, who doesnโ€™t?), the costumes, the cartoons, and the movies.

Meghan: What is your favorite Halloween tradition?

Gayle: It used to be trick-or-treating. When I was a little girl, thatโ€™s something we looked forward to every year. There was a woman in our neighborhood who would even make homemade cookies or popcorn balls.

Meghan: If Halloween is your favorite holiday (or even second favorite holiday), why?

Gayle: I love Halloween because it brings out the kid in all of us. Dressing up as superheroes or monsters, eating too much candy, getting scared just for the fun of it.

Meghan: What are you superstitious about?

Gayle: The number 666. If Iโ€™m at a store, and my total rings up $6.66, Iโ€™ll buy something else. I recently read Greenlights and learned that Matthew McConaughey is superstitious about that number too. LOL

Meghan: What/who is your favorite horror monster or villain?

Gayle: I love Dracula. I once played Lucy in an off, off-Broadway (my high school was about as far from Broadway as you can get!) production of Dracula.

Meghan: Which unsolved murder fascinates you the most?

Gayle: JonBenet Ramsey

Meghan: Who is your favorite serial killer and why?

Gayle: Although I hate to say โ€favorite,โ€ I find Ted Bundy really interesting. I read The Stranger Beside Me by Ann Rule, and it was fascinating how he maintained such a strong friendship with her despite being a murderer. At one point in the book, she said that when sheโ€™d have to leave work at 2 a.m., heโ€™d walk her to her car. She said the policemen in the building might watch her from the window, but heโ€™d walk her out because โ€œyou never know who might be out there.โ€ If you havenโ€™t read the book, I highly recommend it.

Meghan: How old were you when you saw your first horror movie? How old were you when you read your first horror book?

Gayle: I saw Psycho when I was about thirteen. Even though I thought the movie was great, and have watched it again, at the time it scared the daylights out of me. I always made sure someone else was home and that the bathroom door was locked when I showered. But I did have reservations about someone in my family going crazy and killing me, soโ€ฆ LOL I canโ€™t remember the title of the first horror book, but it was something about demons. I have apparently blocked it from my memory. LOL

Meghan: Which horror novel unsettled you the most?

Gayle: The one about the demons whose title I canโ€™t remember. LOL

Meghan: Which horror movie scarred you for life?

Gayle: The Birds. Every time I see large flocks of birds gathering in the fall, it makes me want to get in the house and cover my head.

Meghan: What is your favorite Halloween costume?

Gayle: A flapper.

Meghan: What is your favorite Halloween-themed song?

Gayle: Scary โ€“ Legend of Wooly Swamp; Funny โ€“ Monster Mash

Meghan: What is your favorite Halloween candy or treat? What is your most disappointing?

Gayle: Fave: Anything chocolate (Reeseโ€™s, Snickers, M&Ms, Peppermint Patties) Most disappointing? Sour gummies

Meghan: It’s always a pleasure getting to talk to you, Gayle. Before you go, what are your three go-to Halloween movies?

Gayle: 1) Tucker and Dale Versus Evil โ€“ it isnโ€™t a Halloween movie, per se, but I love it. Itโ€™s a comedic horror movie that is fantastic. 2) Hocus Pocus 3) Practical Magic – not sure itโ€™s a โ€œHalloween movieโ€ either, but I really liked it.


Boo-graphy:
Gayle is a Southwest Virginia based author who is working on the Daphne Martin Cake Decorating Mystery series. The first book in the series, MURDER TAKES THE CAKE tells the story of Daphne Martin, a forty-year-old divorcee who returns to her fictional hometown of Brea Ridge, Virginia to start her life over. She has left behind an ex-husband who is in prison for an attempt on Daphne’s life, a dingy apartment and a stale career. She has started fresh in a new home with a new career, Daphne’s Delectable Cakes, a cake-decorating company Daphne runs out of her home. She is thrilled to be living closer to her beloved niece and nephew, although being close to other family members brings up lifelong resentments and more than a couple complications. Daphne is also reunited with childhood friend, Ben Jacobs, a full-fledged HAG (hot, available guy). Daphne’s business hits a snag when her first client turns up dead.”

Ghostly Fashionista 1: Designs on Murder
Amanda Tucker is excited about opening her fashion design studio in Shops On Main, a charming old building in historic Abingdon, Virginia. She didn’t realize a ghost came with the property! But soon Maxine “Max” Englebright, a young woman who died in 1930, isn’t the only dead person at the retail complex. Mark Tinsley, a web designer with a know-it-all attitude who also rented space at Shops On Main, is shot in his office.

Amanda is afraid that one of her new “friends” and fellow small business owners is his killer, and Max is encouraging her to solve Mark’s murder a la Nancy Drew. Easy for Max to want to investigate–the ghostly fashionista can’t end up the killer’s next victim!

Ghostly Fashionista 2: Perils & Lace
A murderer outwitting a quirky flapper ghost? Seams unlikely!

Budding retro fashion designer and entrepreneur Amanda Tucker is thrilled about making costumes for Winter Garden High Schoolโ€™s production of Beauty and the Beast. But when the playโ€™s director Sandra Kelly is poisoned, Amanda realizes thereโ€™s a murderer in their midst. Sheโ€™s determined to keep herself and the students safe, so when her ghostly fashionista friend Max suggests they investigate, Amanda rolls up her sleeves and prepares to follow the deadly patternโ€ฆ

Ghostly Fashionista 3: Christmas Cloches & Corpses
Bodies are dropping like gumdrops off a gingerbread house!

Max’s nephew, Dwight, is in a nursing home; but instead of the holiday season being a time of goodwill, several of Dwight’s friends have died under mysterious circumstances.  Is the facility merely suffering a run of bad luck, or is there something sinister going on?

Either way, Max, the Ghostly Fashionista, is determined not to let her beloved nephew be the next victim and enlists Amanda to help keep an eye on him. But someone drugs the cake that Amanda gives Dwight, and Amanda is banned from visiting him again. It’s going to take a Christmas miracle for Amanda to clear her name and stay out of the killer’s line of fire…

Ghostly Fashionista 4: Buttons & Bows
FIND OUT WHO KILLED VIOLET. I WONโ€™T REST UNTIL I KNOWโ€ฆAND NEITHER WILL YOU.

The note, typed on a manual typewriter, is Amanda Tuckerโ€™s first introduction to the second ghost sheโ€™s ever met.

When retro fashion designer Amanda learns that Violet, the sweet little old lady from whom she bought antique buttons, has been murdered, sheโ€™s dismayedโ€”especially when she realizes the murder occurred the evening after Amanda had visited Violetโ€™s shop. Now the ghost who was enamored of the victim is demanding that Amanda help him bring the womanโ€™s killer to justice.

It certainly isnโ€™t an ideal time for Amandaโ€™s parents to be visiting her from Florida for the first time. In addition to Max, the ghostly fashionista, Amanda now has another sassy specter to deal with. Will this one haunt her for the rest of her life?

GUEST POST: Edward M. Erdelac

Halloween III: Season of a Witch: The ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ of the Halloween Season

The Christmas season has always had a massive catalog of holiday-themed movies and TV specials catering to nearly every taste, from Frank Capra sentimentals and whimsical Claymation musicals to raunchy comedies and in recent years, actions films and even Christmas-themed horror. The canonical Christmas classics are so ingrained that just reading this paragraph youโ€™ve probably conjured up one or two old stand-bys. Ask ten people what their favorite Christmas movie is, and youโ€™ll see a lot of the same titles turn up a couple times. Itโ€™s A Wonderful Life. A Christmas Carol. A Charlie Brown Christmas. National Lampoonโ€™s Christmas Vacation (my dadโ€™s favorite).

The Halloween season has always had a decidedly less than universal pantheon of movies and specials, mainly because I think when you ask somebody what they watch on Halloween they tend to tell you their favorite horror movie. People equate the season with watching horror, and there are more horror movies under the sun than there are hairs on a black cat.

When I ask this question, I impose two requirements that I find whittles down the plethora of general horror responses.

1 It has to take place during the Halloween season.

2 It should comment on the holiday or depict its traditions in some way. Even if its just pumpkin carving.

This will generally yield a more manageable set of titles in terms of trying to suss out what ought to be considered the classics of Halloween. I wonโ€™t try to list them all, but some good recurring examples include Itโ€™s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, A Nightmare Before Christmas, The Halloween Tree, Trick โ€˜R Treat, Boys In The Trees, The WNUF Halloween Special, Garfieldโ€™s Halloween Special, Disneyโ€™s The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Hocus Pocus, The Midnight Hour, etc.

Youโ€™ll even find a couple of Halloween โ€˜bleedโ€™ movies like Arsenic And Old Lace (Frank Capra!) this way.
Of course the Halloween franchise counts, and while Iโ€™m not a big Michael Meyers fan at all, there is one outing in the series that in my opinion counts as the quintessential movie of the Halloween season. The Itโ€™s A Wonderful Life of All Hallowโ€™s Eve. The Miracle On 34th Street of October 31st. The Christmas Carol of Samhain.

That is, without a doubt, 1982โ€™s Halloween III: Season of The Witch.

Iโ€™ve been singing the praises of this flick since I first saw it, and have been shouted down by Shape-heads for decades. It was notoriously panned for years as an unwelcome departure from the Laurie StrodeMichael Meyers storyline and criminally dismissed by a lot of horror fans. The premise has nothing to do with the rest of the series. Itโ€™s a one off.

Shout Factoryโ€™s description for the upcoming 4K release on Amazon says โ€œA murder-suicide in a northern Californian hospital leads to an investigation by the on-call doctor, which reveals a plot by an insane toymaker to kill as many people as possible on October 31st through an ancient Celtic ritual and deadly Halloween masks.โ€

Not a masked killer in site. Instead, killer masks. The tagline, The Night NOBODY Came Home.

So, just forget Michael Meyers exists. Itโ€™s easy for me (Iโ€™m a Jason Voorhees nut). Take Halloween III out of the title. Letโ€™s talk about a little movie from 1982 called Season Of The Witch (no, not Romeroโ€™s 1973 movie either. Thatโ€™s Hungry Wives. Stop interrupting!).

The earliest memories of Halloween I cherish are of the smell of close latex and burning candles, heaps of candy rattling around in bright orange and green buckets, the scrape of a spoon in a hollowed out pumpkin and the slip of wet orange innards strung with seeds on my knuckles, leaves crackling underfoot at night, and a swirling array of half-glimpsed costumes both harrowing and gaudy, tacky and inappropriate.

Halloween. Itโ€™s chintzy, itโ€™s spooky, itโ€™s glorious. Itโ€™s a magical, pseudo-pagan night of anonymity, a night of festive abandon. A night of pranks and tricks and perhaps a subterranean current of unease, for some of us, in our celebrations of spirits and ghosts and goblins are flirting with the idea of oblivion and shaking ourselves wantonly under the nose of death. But Deathโ€™s a good sport about it. On this night, anyway.

And Season of The Witch encapsulates all those things for me.

Letโ€™s start with the George Bailey of this movie, our sweaty, boozy divorcee protagonist Dr. Dan Challis, played with sleazy aplomb by Tom Atkins. Was there ever a more appropriate Halloween hero? Most of the time he acts more like a lecherous teenager in a white coat than a doctor. Challis is the bleary-eyed guy who answers the door on Halloween night with a can of beer in his hand and gives the sexy nurses and devils a little too much candy. While he gamely answers the call of adventure posed when a man murders one of his patients and self-immolates in the parking lot, leaving nothing behind but cogs and springs, like the underage drinker in the lettermanโ€™s jacket tagging along to take his best girlโ€™s little sister out for candy, heโ€™s really more interested in scoring Stacey Nelkin, which he invariably does, using the excuse of tracking down her missing father in a toy manufacturing factory way out in remote Santa Mira to โ€˜slylyโ€™ get a one-bed room at a crummy roadside hotel and a six pack of Schlitz. He lures his companion to bed like an anxious teen who swears he canโ€™t get the car to start. Heโ€™s a scuzz, as hilariously phony as a plastic knife in the head. But, he does uncover the terrible secret of Silver Shamrock Novelties, the makers of this yearโ€™s runaway Halloween fad, and he does do his damndest to thwart them.

And what a secret it is! If youโ€™ve never seen this movie, here there be SPOILERS:

Itโ€™s the central โ€˜trickโ€™ of Season Of The Witch that makes this movie so utterly perfect to me. Dan Oโ€™Herlihyโ€™s puckish, ultimately sinister antagonist Conal Cochran sums it up in his villainous monologue as โ€œa trick played on the children.โ€ A mass sacrifice, enacted via a chip of Stonehenge embedded in a microchip in the logo of each Halloween mask, triggered by a television signal set to go off during โ€˜the big giveawayโ€™ on Halloween night, during a showing of the movie Halloween.

Yes, itโ€™s totally absurd. The death of millions of kids on Halloween night, perpetrated by a catchy jingle and the nebulous promise of a canโ€™t-miss-it big giveaway. And not just normal old brain melting microwave beam death, but techno-science ray death by bugs and snakes popping out of your face. Oโ€™Herlihy sells the whole thing magnificently with his measured, ominous speech about the true meaning of Halloween (I donโ€™t care that he mispronounces Samhain. Everyone does.). To this villain itโ€™s a religious obligation, but heโ€™s a gag-maker by trade, so itโ€™s also a joke. You have to marry your work with your passions for a happy life.
And yetโ€ฆ.speaking from experience as a kid in 1983, let me tell you, the plot of Halloween III would have totally got us. Or me, anyway.

The pre-eminent Saturday horror movie host of the Chicagoland area was and still is Rich Koz, The Son of Svengoolie. In the summer of 1982, Svengoolie promoted a special 3-D broadcast of Revenge Of The Creature on his show. It was the first attempt at a 3-D broadcast in Chicago. You could go to a 7-11 and get one of four limited edition cardboard 3-D glasses for 69 cents. Then, as long as you had a color TV set, could sit six feet away from the screen, and tuned in at the correct time, youโ€™d be treated to a black and white 1955 movie in three dimensions. Yep, no big giveaway needed. I was all set to spit crickets just to watch a forty year old movie. But remember, VCRโ€™s werenโ€™t really widespread at that time, so if you were a fan of a movie, you scoured the TV Guide and made time for the broadcast or you missed your chance, and I was a big Creature of The Black Lagoon fan at that age โ€“ had no idea there even was a sequel. I guess the 3-D actually didnโ€™t end up working correctly. I somehow missed the broadcast, even though I remember being really stoked for it. I probably fell asleep.

Another thing Season Of The Witch gets right about 80โ€™s kids was our ravenous susceptibility to fads. Even before we induced our parents to duke it out in the aisles of Toys โ€˜R Us over Cabbage Patch Kids, in October 1980 there was another fad eerily akin to the Don Post masks of this movie that arrested the kids of Saint Andrew The Apostle in Calumet City, Illinois; Kooky Spooks.

Kooky Spooks came and went and a lot of people donโ€™t remember them, but I was crazy to get in on it that Halloween. It was basically a bagged costume consisting of a plastic poncho, some reflective tape and makeup, and an inflatable character that sat on top of your head. There were nine variations. Wunkin Pumpkin, Wobblin Goblin, Scaredy Cat, Howly Owl, Spacey Casey, Wonder Witch, and Bone Head. The commercials were as ubiquitous as the Silver Shamrock jingle and they made me desperate to plunk down my parentsโ€™ money.

I was a Scaredy Cat. I was five or so, so I donโ€™t know if Iโ€™m misremembering this entire thing and I was actually the laughingstock of my friends and not the envy. I have this one photo of my great grandmother disapproving of my get-up (including blackface), and my ma remembers it as being hysterical. I think the headpiece deflated and drooped over my face halfway through Halloween night.

Anyway the point is, I totally would have begged for one of those pumpkin masks (and I eventually did get one as an adult โ€“ Buddy Kupfer Jr. is my go-to Halloween costume when I take the kids out).

It could be all these elements of my own childhood Halloween experiences combined to prime me perfectly to enjoy Season Of The Witch, but a glance at blogs and lists around the internet tells me that Iโ€™m not as alone as I once was.

Season Of The Witch, for me, is the Halloween movie that perfectly encompasses everything I enjoy about Halloween and I closeout the holiday every year with a late night watch after weโ€™ve brought the kids home from trick โ€˜r treating.

Donโ€™t forget to watch the big giveawayโ€ฆ.and wear your mask.


Boo-graphy:
Edward M. Erdelac is the author of thirteen novels including the acclaimed Judeocentric/Lovecraftian weird western series Merkabah Rider, Rainbringer: Zora Neale Hurston Against The Lovecraftian Mythos, Conquer, Monstrumfuhrer from Comet Press, Terovolas from JournalStone Publishing, and Andersonville from Random House/Hydra.

Born in Indiana, educated in Chicago, he lives in the Los Angeles area with his wife and a bona fide slew of kids and cats.

Conquer
In 1976 Harlem, JOHN CONQUER, P.I. is the cat you call when your hair stands up…the supernatural brother like no other. From the pages of Occult Detective Quarterly, he’s calm, he’s cool, and now he’s collected in CONQUER.

From Hoodoo doctors and Voodoo Queens,
The cat they call Conquerโ€™s down on the scene!
With a dime on his shin and a pocket of tricks,
A gun in his coat and an eye for the chicks.
Uptown and Downton, Harlem to Brooklyn,
Wherever the brothers find trouble is brewin,โ€™
If youโ€™re swept with a broom, or your tracks have been crossed,
If your mojo is failinโ€™ and all hope is lost,
Call the dude on St. Marks with the shelf fulla books,
โ€˜Cause ainโ€™t no haint or spirit, or evil-eye looks,
Conjured by devils, JAMFโ€™s, or The Man,
Can stop the black magic Big Johnโ€™s got on hand!

Collects Conquer Comes Calling, Conquer Gets Crowned, Conquer Comes Correct and four previously unpublished stories โ€“ Keep Cool, Conquer, Conquer Cracks His Whip, Conquer And The Queen of Crown Heights, and Who The Hell Is John Conquer?

Rainbringer: Zora Neale Hurston Against the Lovecraftian Mythos
โ€œThe oaths of secrecy she [Zora Neale Hurston] swore, and the terrifying physical and emotional ordeals she enduredโ€ฆleft their mark on her, and there were certain parts of her material which she never dared to reveal, even in scientific publications.โ€ โ€“ Alan Lomax

ZORA! She traveled the 1930โ€™s south alone with a loaded forty four and an unmatched desire to see and to know. She was at home in the supper clubs of New York City, back road juke joints, under ropes of Spanish moss, and dancing around the Vodoun peristyle. Her experiences brought us Their Eyes Were Watching God, Mules And Men, Tell My Horse, and Jonahโ€™s Gourd Vine. But between the lines she wrote lie the words unwritten, truths too fantastic to divulgeโ€ฆ.until now.

LEAVES FLOATING IN A DREAMโ€™S WAKE, BEYOND THE BLACK ARCADE. EKWENSUโ€™S LULLABY. KING YELLER. GODS OF THE GRIM NATION. THE SHADOW IN THE CHAPEL OF EASE. BLACK WOMAN, WHITE CITY. THE DEATHLESS SNAKE. Eight weird and fantastic stories spanning the breadth of her amazing life. Eight times when she faced the nameless alien denizens of the outer darkness and didnโ€™t blink.

ZORA! Celebrated writer, groundbreaking anthropologist, Hoodoo initiate, footloose queen of the Harlem Renaissance, Mythos detective.

AUTHOR INTERVIEW: Edward M. Erdelac

Meghan: Hey, Ed. Welcome to Meghan’s House of Books. What is your favorite part of Halloween?

Edward: Taking my three kids trick โ€˜r treating.

Meghan: What is your favorite Halloween tradition?

Edward: At the end of the night we head to our favorite pizza joint (Joe Peeps on Magnolia in Valley Village, CA), order a couple of pies, and then head home. The kids swap candy on the floor and I close the night with a rewatch of Halloween III.

Meghan: If Halloween is your favorite holiday (or even second favorite holiday), why?

Edward: Itโ€™s been my second favorite since as long as I can remember but as I grow older itโ€™s beginning to bump Christmas out of the top spot, I think because Iโ€™m much more the father than I am the kid these days. Christmas is really for kids. Halloween is an equalizer in that I think my kids and I both enjoy it on the same level. We all love horror movies and spooky stuff, costuming and decorations. I love the enthusiasm my kids put into it, love getting them ready, getting their costumes put together, love spending the time walking the neighborhood at night with them, checking out costumes. I like renewing my Shudder subscription for the month and just delving into old and obscure horror movies. I try to get in as many first time watches as I can and as horror movies are pretty much a neverending crop, thereโ€™s always something new to see. It all starts the weekend after Thanksgiving when I crack open the decorations box, which has smelled of paper and old fog machine juice since a jug of the stuff spilled in there years ago. We put up the paper witches and cats, dig out the Bela Lugosi figures and the electric props and weโ€™re off to the races.

Meghan: What are you superstitious about?

Edward: I grew up Catholic and have a very mystical mindset, but I donโ€™t think I subscribe to any of the classic supersitions about ladders and black cats and umbrellas indoors, etc. I do have a thing about doing whatever fridge business Iโ€™m doing before the door open warning chime comes on, but itโ€™s probably just because I find the sound annoying.

Meghan: What/who is your favorite horror monster or villain?

Edward: Of the classics I dig The Creature From The Black Lagoon, The Wolfman, and The Invisible Man in that order. Modern, Iโ€™m a big Jason Voorhees fan.

Meghan: Which unsolved murder fascinates you the most?

Edward: John โ€˜Wheatโ€™ Carr, who in 70โ€™s Yonkers was a suspect in the Son of Sam case and mentioned by name (John Wheaties) in one of the letters from the killer to the press. He was the literal son of Sam (Carr) and David Berkowitzโ€™s neighbor, owner of the infamous dog that supposedly told him to kill. Berkowitz admitted to having been at the scene of the Son of Sam killings but said he wasnโ€™t necessarily the trigger man every time. There were wildly different suspect descriptions throughout that summer, and a lot of people suspected multiple shooters. John Carr fit the tall eyewitness description of the tall blonde that was seen more than a few times. In later years in North Dakota, John bragged about being in a cult and having had trouble with the police in New York. He used to draw the Son of Sam symbol idly in the margins of books. He was murdered in 1978 and his brother Michael died suspiciously in a car accident a year later. I donโ€™t necessarily believe all of the Maury Terry conspiracy stuff, but I do believe there were multiple shooters and that John Carr probably was one. If Berkowitz was in prison, then somebody else connected to the shootings probably did Carr in.

Meghan: Which urban legend scares you the most?

Edward: There was a book I had as a kid, Readerโ€™s Digest Mysteries of The Unexplained which had an illustration of The Jersey Devil that used to really unsettle me. Tall, gaunt body and unwieldy head, like Yak-Face from Star Wars. The burning hoof prints found going up walls and over rooves was a creepy signature.

Meghan: Who is your favorite serial killer and why?

Edward: Difficult to say โ€˜favoriteโ€™ in respect to his victims, but the ingenuity and diabolism of druggist H.H. Holmes fascinates me. During the Chicago Worldโ€™s Fair he rented out the rooms of what was later dubbed his murder castle to tourists. They would find themselves gassed in locked, soundproof rooms and dropped through floors into acid vats. Holmes would disassemble his victims in a surgical room in the basement and sell the organs and bones, then cremate the rest. He hired a bunch of contractors to build each of these contraptions and install them, firing and hiring them liberally so that nobody ever got a clear picture of what he was building. He confessed to 27 murders.

Meghan: How old were you when you saw your first horror movie? How old were you when you read your first horror book?

Edward: I have no idea how old I was, but as a kid in the Chicago suburbs I used to tune into Son of Svengoolie every weekend, and devoured the Universal classics, Godzilla/Gamera and Hammer horror movies he showed. The earliest I can remember seeing and being really entranced by was either Black Lagoon or Hammerโ€™s Brides of Dracula. Both stuck with me in a big way. Brides, probably for that โ€˜midwifeโ€™ scene where the crazed servant coaxes the fledgling vampire out of her grave as if sheโ€™s being born, and for Peter Cushingโ€™s Van Helsing. The various anti-vampire tricks he employed. The shadow of the windmill and flushing his cauterized bite wound with holy water. Then there was the singular look of the Creature From The Black Lagoon, the way he stalked and breathedโ€ฆand probably Julie Adams in that bathing suit.

The first horror novel I readโ€ฆ.probably Simon Hawkeโ€™s adaptation of Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives. It was also probably the second no-illustrations, non comic book I ever read. I wasnโ€™t allowed to see rated R movies as a kid, so Iโ€™d get the novelizations. I read a lot of Alan Dean Foster. But F13 Pt. 6 I read in one sitting, absolutely flabberbasted by the graphic descriptions of violence and the horrific backstory Hawke gave Jason. He also delved into Jasonโ€™s POV a couple times, and it blew my mind that a book could be so revolting and blood-soaked. It threw open the window of my imagination and I went blowing out on the wind. It was kind of instrumental in me becoming a writer myself.

Meghan: Which horror novel unsettled you the most?

Edward: The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty. I read it trying to overcome my unreasonable fear of the movie (see below) and it wound up keeping me up at night, as did the sequel, Legion. I would sit up till 3AM thinking about it and trying to bring myself down bingeing Three Stooges shorts as a sort of buffer.

Meghan: Which horror movie scarred you for life?

Edward: When I was way too young I was at my great auntโ€™s and my dad was sitting in the living room in the dark watching TV. I crept in to see what he was watching and it was The Exorcist. I entered the room just as Reganโ€™s neck crackled and her head turned around. I looked from the screen to my dad, and, his face only illuminated in the blue glow of the TV screen, he grinned at me and waggled his eyebrows. I shrieked in abject terror and had to be coaxed out from under the kitchen table. I was in high school before I was ever convinced to watch another modern day horror movie (The movie that brought me back in the fold turned out to be the criminally underseen Exorcist III).

Meghan: What is your favorite Halloween costume?

Edward: I was the Michael Landon Teenage Werewolf one Halloween. That was one of my favorites. My mom sewed me these werewolf hands with hair and long fingernails and I wore a rubber mask and one of those letterman jackets. I won a costume contest in my town Halloween parade going as a Tusken Raider from Star Wars. My mom and my cousin made the mask out of papier mache and my dad welded me a gaffi stick out of parts in the garageโ€ฆ.those were my two favorites.

Meghan: What is your favorite Halloween-themed song?

Edward: Josh Ritterโ€™s The Curse. Itโ€™s about The Mummy. Go on Youtube and watch the video. Itโ€™s all done with marionettes and itโ€™s amazing.

Meghan: What is your favorite Halloween candy or treat? What is your most disappointing?

Edward: I love peanut butter cups and hate candy corns, which my Uncle Jim told me tasted like McDonaldโ€™s cheeseburgers as a kid to induce me to try them. I was severely disappointed. They sorta look like McDonaldโ€™s cheeseburgers too.

Meghan: Thanks for stopping by today, Ed. Before you go, what are your go-to Halloween movies?

Edward: OK so Christmas has its old seasonal standbys. For me, the absolute essentials of the Halloween season, the five movies and shows that best incorporate the holiday somehow are Itโ€™s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, The Halloween Tree, Garfieldโ€™s Halloween Special, Halloween III: Season Of The Witch, and Dark Night of The Scarecrow. I watch them every year without fail. Theyโ€™re A Charlie Brown Christmas, Frosty The Snowman, Itโ€™s A Wonderful Life, and A Christmas Carol Halloween equivalents for me.


Boo-graphy:
Edward M. Erdelac is the author of thirteen novels including the acclaimed Judeocentric/Lovecraftian weird western series Merkabah Rider, Rainbringer: Zora Neale Hurston Against The Lovecraftian Mythos, Conquer, Monstrumfuhrer from Comet Press, Terovolas from JournalStone Publishing, and Andersonville from Random House/Hydra.

Born in Indiana, educated in Chicago, he lives in the Los Angeles area with his wife and a bona fide slew of kids and cats.

Conquer
In 1976 Harlem, JOHN CONQUER, P.I. is the cat you call when your hair stands up…the supernatural brother like no other. From the pages of Occult Detective Quarterly, he’s calm, he’s cool, and now he’s collected in CONQUER.

From Hoodoo doctors and Voodoo Queens,
The cat they call Conquerโ€™s down on the scene!
With a dime on his shin and a pocket of tricks,
A gun in his coat and an eye for the chicks.
Uptown and Downton, Harlem to Brooklyn,
Wherever the brothers find trouble is brewin,โ€™
If youโ€™re swept with a broom, or your tracks have been crossed,
If your mojo is failinโ€™ and all hope is lost,
Call the dude on St. Marks with the shelf fulla books,
โ€˜Cause ainโ€™t no haint or spirit, or evil-eye looks,
Conjured by devils, JAMFโ€™s, or The Man,
Can stop the black magic Big Johnโ€™s got on hand!

Collects Conquer Comes Calling, Conquer Gets Crowned, Conquer Comes Correct and four previously unpublished stories โ€“ Keep Cool, Conquer, Conquer Cracks His Whip, Conquer And The Queen of Crown Heights, and Who The Hell Is John Conquer?

Rainbringer: Zora Neale Hurston Against the Lovecraftian Mythos
โ€œThe oaths of secrecy she [Zora Neale Hurston] swore, and the terrifying physical and emotional ordeals she enduredโ€ฆleft their mark on her, and there were certain parts of her material which she never dared to reveal, even in scientific publications.โ€ โ€“ Alan Lomax

ZORA! She traveled the 1930โ€™s south alone with a loaded forty four and an unmatched desire to see and to know. She was at home in the supper clubs of New York City, back road juke joints, under ropes of Spanish moss, and dancing around the Vodoun peristyle. Her experiences brought us Their Eyes Were Watching God, Mules And Men, Tell My Horse, and Jonahโ€™s Gourd Vine. But between the lines she wrote lie the words unwritten, truths too fantastic to divulgeโ€ฆ.until now.

LEAVES FLOATING IN A DREAMโ€™S WAKE, BEYOND THE BLACK ARCADE. EKWENSUโ€™S LULLABY. KING YELLER. GODS OF THE GRIM NATION. THE SHADOW IN THE CHAPEL OF EASE. BLACK WOMAN, WHITE CITY. THE DEATHLESS SNAKE. Eight weird and fantastic stories spanning the breadth of her amazing life. Eight times when she faced the nameless alien denizens of the outer darkness and didnโ€™t blink.

ZORA! Celebrated writer, groundbreaking anthropologist, Hoodoo initiate, footloose queen of the Harlem Renaissance, Mythos detective.